my life is so exciting right now that i am sitting in my living room, by myself, on saturday night, while all my friends are out dancing, watching hockey. the leafs won their game and when they scored the last goal i actually threw my hands up in the air and said, "yes!" and then shot them back down and shook my head at myself. whatta life i live.

i'm getting my surgery in about ten days and it is becoming so surreal. i wish so badly that as soon as the surgery was over i could rip off my shirt and say, "LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL NEW TITTIESS!!!!!" to everyone who was walking by, but i have recently been reminded that they are going to be all black and green and blue and swollen and have a gruesome scar for weeks. poo.